>>75269883But I just did it earlier too. Be cringe but free!
It's fine really.
>>75269993"Hello there my darling little Pomudachi! Welcome home!
Do you want a bath? Dinner? Or maybe... me? KYAA! I'M SO EMBARRASSED! I can't believe I actually said that!
Although... If you do want me then *bends over and shakes butt at the microphone* you'd better be quick!
...
You.. don't..?
Oh... I understand. It was a long day.
No no I'm the one who's sorry.
I know how hard you work all the time but you're just so sexy that every time I see I wanna... you know....
Okay. Let's have dinner then! I'll make your favourite! Pizza! It is pizza Friday after all! Heh!
I love you Pomie!
Welcome home!
Chu!"