>>6222261Honestly, that's pretty tame compared to this fucking shit I'm in right now. I have lied to my parents about having an internet girlfriend from Australia whose name is Kiara for the past six months so they can stop bugging me about finding a GF even though I live on my own and am generally successful. I described what she does for a living as a fast food manager unironically and how hot she is and
they both bought me tickets to go to Sydney to see her next month what the fuck am I supposed to do they want pictures. I am seriously considering making up a strong breakup in the next few weeks so I can get them to refund the tickets and move on but my acting skills aren't good enough 