>>88802558I blame the turtle. He's the one who brought in the plague of real female-tubers.
But I can't blame the guy. He's young and horny, and it's hard being a single dad.
Which is why we need to get him a girl that would finally give him what he needs, so he can finally ascend and start working more seriously on Neuro.
The problem is that all of the current candidates are just grifters. None of them would unironically sex him.