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>be MikeNeko's lawyer
>bitch keeps messaging me because people are being mean on 5ch again
>today she messages me on fucking public twitter
>she begins telling me about how this Triangle said something mean about her
>every second she speaks I want to wring her neck years of law school and this is what I put up with
>sigh a deep and tired sigh and begin looking into it
>for fuck sakes she won't shut the fuck up and keeps making things worse
>get contacted by Triangle lawyers
>they want the tape to verify it is their client
>fair enough ask Mike for tape
>... she doesn't have it... someone else sent it to her... she's so fucking stupid
>asks me if threatening to kill herself will help the case
>bitch I wish I could push you
>sigh even more tired as I try to explain there is no case
>she loses her shit begins screeching like a banshee and blaming me for not trying hard enough
>I just stare cold and dead into the abyss
>now she is crying damn I could snap her neck like a twig and probably get off with an insanity plea
>I sigh one last time as she leaves the office mumbling to herself
>someday... not today but someday...