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>be me
>lying in the bathtub arguing with anons on /vt/
>slip, splash water on computer
>oh fuck
>try to dry it off
>realize some of the keys don't work
>open up laptop
>unscrew the motherboard, and all the components to reach keyboard
>it's fastened in with permanent bolts, can't remove
>try to jigger it open and blow air in there
>turn on computer
>keys fucking work again
>ohshit what the fuck, it's not booting right
>realize my bios is now totally fucked up
>finally get the right bios settings
>oh fuck the internet no longer connects
>drive to starbucks to test the internet there
>doesn't connect
>nearly crash the car on my way back
>open up computer again
>uh oh some smoke is coming out
>oh shit didn't realize I left it plugged in
>hope whatever got fried wasn't important
>listening to sad anime music on my phone while frantically googling
>eventually after rejiggering wires internet randomly works again
>oh shit can't boot
>I forgot to plug in the hard drive
>bios is fucked again, disable secure boot
>finally I can shitpost again.
I don't even know if it'll work tomorrow, or how long I can spend with you guys. I'm just glad to be here again