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>I love guys with nice hands
Thanks for unintentionally bringing back my high school trauma, Kronii. Back when I was in highschool I overheard my crush at the time talk about what she found attractive in a guy. The list was nice hands, nice smile and a good sense of humor, in that order.
So like any reasonable delusional guy would I immediately went out of my way to fulfill all these because I thought that would guarantee that she'd date me. I started using grip strength trainers to add some muscle to my hands, accessorized with rings and jewelry and even paid out of pocket for teeth whitening. But I went WAY too hard on the teeth whitening because I was trying to speed through it so the hydroxide solution completely burnt through the outer layer of my gums so they were turning grey and sloughing off because I wasn't waiting long enough between treatments.
But it eventually worked, I had really good looking hands and the whitest, most flawless teeth of any guy I knew. And it only took me like, two months to completely turn it around. Of course, I was still a chubby nerd, but I fulfilled her requests so I thought if I just chatted her up she'd notice the improvements and I'd have it made.
Of course, in that two months she got a boyfriend and then just a few weeks later she got suspended for sucking him off under the desk in the middle of an art class, so oh well.
