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>go outside to breathe some fresh air after fuwamoco morning
>a bug flies in my mouth and directly down my throat
>start coughing like a motherfucker
>boomer who lives downstairs who smokes a pack day asks "hey bud, you alright?"
>the first time i've ever interacted with him in the 4 years i've lived here
>while coughing i choke out response like "un un"
>i keep coughing but i never spit up the bug
>mfw i'm digesting a bug right now
i'm never going outside again
