>>19063244>>18947254"With the funding from Sakana, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand teases of Lia, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Pippa, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Tenma, we cut open the world for them."
/pcg/ is a world of chaos. Where everyone, from the cuckposters to the goslings to the mods, to the talents to the company are are damned with the scourge of schizo. These rrats reverberate through the warp that surrounds /pcg/. Beware for entering into this zone affects time, space and sanity. The current war has turned into a skirmish between Pippa's Plaguebearers and Lia's Bussybois over the quantity and quality of mousepad tributes. Pippa's footjob mousepad and Lia's feet-in-stockings are clear moves for the battle to win the heart and soul of feetbros: a strong breed of coomer who live deep underground but are now rising to the surface ready for war.
>>18949113"It is the 8th month of Phase Connect. For more than a hundred streams The Cutest Rabbit has sat immobile in her crusty gamer chair. She is the mistress of the Capippalists by the will of the Fishman and mistress of a couple of threads on 3 sites by the might of her inexhaustible vagueposting. She is the schizophrenic Lady of the small Phase Connect Vtuber Company for whom a decent handful goslings are spoonfed forbidden knowledge every thread so that she may never stop inclining.
Yet even in Her inclining state, the Rabbit continues to yab. Curious anons cross the shittily designed webpage of the catalog, the only route between threads, their way lit by UOOHH-worthy thumbnails, the visual manifestation of the Rabbit's fetishes. Dedicated anons give battle in her name on a few anti threads. Greatest among her soldiers are the Goslings, the Gachikois, a bunch of lonely men. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Foot Fetishists and countless "ironic" footbros, the ever-inspired Ryonaposters and the Chat Jannies of the Dick Sword to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to thread-regulars from kiwis, newfags, IBStards -- and far, far worse.
To be an an-non in such times is to be one amongst arouund 60 IPs. It is to post in the shittiest and most annoying thread imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the joy of comradeship and OC, for all that has been abandoned, never to be regained. Forget the promise of UNITY and understanding, for in the grim darkness of /pcg/ there is only shitposting. There is no peace amongst anons, only an eternity of spite and name-calling, and the laughter of thirsty Gen 2s."
