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My wife keeps telling me that she loves me but she's been more and more unhinged as of late.
She crashed her truck after being mad I asked for McDonalds and then started lauhing maniaclly to bethoven's 5th symphony.
She's been going on trips for long periods of time, and often comes back covered in blood calling herself "the slap god"
The final straw was when we went to her cottage last night. She had just kissed me and then proceeded to wreck our tea set by throwing pottery at me and then attempting to drown me.
What should I do? Pic related
