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The Moosper and Altalope go out to a grassy field to play, they look at each other with equal and completely different energies.
The Altalope coy an cunning while the Moosper serene and tranquil. Tho this little blue jackalope can be a lot to handle at times our big, strong, gentle moose knows exactly how to keep him in line.
They spend hours on end with Moosper explaining long dead internet memes and seasons 1 to 8 Simpsons references to the inquisitive younger Altalope, while the Altalope gives Moosper the knowledge of his people (zoomers) and his preferred method of organizing his binders of Pikachu cards (first by rarity, then the ones he thinks are prettiest, then price).
The connection shared by these two horned oddities is hard to understand by most, but those who observe them in their natural habitat can tell they harbor a deep respect and care for one another's uniqueness.
