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>be me
>be on a cozy winter date with my wife IRyS
>sitting by the fireplace in our living room
>sipping hot cocoa and listening to journey
>when suddenly she says
>"Java auto updater was unable to start"
>she looks at me concerned, not understanding why it won't work even though I just reinstalled windows
>I sigh, knowing what's coming next
>IRyS gets up from her chair, walks over to the living room cupboard, and pulls out a flogging whip
>she cracks it against her palm menacingly before striding back towards me
>as I brace myself for impact, she leans down and whispers into my ear seductively
>"Java auto updater was unable to start, restart programs to get the latest Java update"
