>>25122380just for you, anon, I'll give you the el classico
>at restaurant having a nice meal>waitress is Mori Calliope>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave>she looks ecstatic>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS.">she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside>she chases me into the parking lot>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?">awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away>look into rearview mirror>she's still chasing me>she's incredibly fast>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude">speed up and take some detours>think I finally lost her>get into my house and close the door>the doorbell rings 