>>26393070The full Mumei redpill:
She dyes her pubes blonde. Not the hair on her head. Just the pubes.
She once got so drunk she took a shit in a potted plant.
She spent 4 months driving with a suspended license.
She keeps talking about how her toes are so long they're almost like fingers and won't shut up about it.
She eats Starburst without removing the wrapper because it "tastes better".
She says she'll try anything once and puts a creepy emphasis on "anything".
She isn't allowed within 50 feet of the Hartford Public Library but refuses to explain why.
She buys everything from thrift shops even though she's financially well off.
She's broken her tailbone so many times that it's become permanently dislocated.
She's got a massive crush on Jimmy Fallon.
She once drank the liquid inside a Magic 8 ball and swears it takes like cocktail onions.
She starts acting really strange and evasive every time someone mentions Malmö, Sweden.
