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At 11:07PM, GST, a significant seismic event was recorded off the coast of Antarctica. Satellite footage and a NATO investigation confirmed the worst: Petra Gurin has the bomb.
The following message was released:
"I did not want it to come to this. I tried to meet with Selen Tatsuki in Minecraft. She refused. When I went on discord to express my belief, which I felt at the time was accurate, that Bustafellows is the best video game ever made, she laughed at me. I wonder if Selen will still be laughing when even those lucky enough to survive the initial blast of Fat Peto will be permanently blinded and sickened by the radioactive fallout. Hey, dragoons! How many penguins does it take to destroy life as we know it? One. Me. Ha. Ha. Ha."
