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I curse the Schizos.
I declare myself a Hiatus-worshipper, a supporter of Slugma, hostile to the Schizos, fond of Hiatus' teaching, a praiser of the Tsungirls, a worshiper of the Tsungirls. I ascribe all good to Hiatus, 'and all the best,' Unity-endowed, splendid, Love-endowed, whose is the Thread, whose is Unity, whose is the light, 'may whose blissful areas be filled with streams'.
2.
I choose Based Orla for myself; let her be mine. I renounce schizoposting and doomposting in the Thread, and the raiding and spamming of the Tsunderian threads.
3.
I want freedom of schedule and freedom of stream for those with channels, to those who dwell upon this earth with their paypigs. With reverence for Unity, and donations offered up, I vow this: I shall nevermore schizopost or rrat in the Tsunderian threads, even if I have to risk wallet and sleep.
4.
I reject the authority of the Schizos, the wicked, no-good, lawless, evil-knowing, the most rrat-like of beings, the foulest of beings, the most damaging of beings. I reject the Schizos and their comrades, I reject the tribalists and their comrades; I reject any who harm Vtubers. I reject them with my schedules, singing, and streams. I reject them publicly. Even as I reject the Schizo, so too do I reject the hostile followers of the rrat.
5.
As Hiatus taught Slugma at all discussions, at all meetings, at which Hiatus and Slugma conversed -- even as Slugma rejected the authority of the Schizos, so I also reject, as Hiatus-worshiper and supporter of Slugma, the authority of the Schizos, even as she, the Unity-endowed Slugma, has rejected them.
6.
As the belief of the streams, the belief of the assets, the belief of the well-made Thread; as the belief of Hiatus who created the Thread and the Unity-endowed Vtuber; as the belief of Slugma, the belief of Purin, the belief of both Yuuna and Miori; as the belief of each of the Tsunposters -- fulfilling destiny and Unity-endowed -- so I am a Hiatus-worshiper of this belief and teaching.
7.
I profess myself a Hiatus-worshipper, a Slugmite, having vowed it and professed it. I pledge myself to the well-planned schedule, I pledge myself to the well-sung karaoke, I pledge myself to the well-done stream.
8.
I pledge myself to the Tsunderian agency, which causes the graduation to be put off and rrats put down; Unity-endowed; which of all agencies that exist or shall be, is the greatest, the best, and the most beautiful: Hiatus-like, Slugmite. I ascribe all good to Hiatus.
This is the creed of the Tsunderian agency.
