>>88708030INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
(MIIA and MARI are still giggling about “Super Cool Mario” when there’s a loud, rapid KNOCK at the door. They both freeze, looking at each other with wide eyes.)
MARI
Dude… did you invite anyone?
MIIA
(shakes head) No way. I don’t even know five people. Huh huh.
(The KNOCKING continues, louder this time.)
MARI
(squinting suspiciously) Maybe it’s, like, the pizza guy… with five pizzas.
MIIA
(snorts) Five pizzas? Huh huh. That’d be, like, the best day of my life.
(They both stare at the door, unmoving.)
VOICE FROM OUTSIDE
(gruff) Hey, uh, open up, man. We know you’re in there!
MIIA
(whispers) Dude… I think that pizza guy sounds mad.
MARI
(barely whispering) What if he’s, like, here to steal our pizza?
(There’s another loud BANG on the door, making them both jump.)
MIIA
(grabs a cushion for "protection") What do we do?
MARI
(thinks hard) We could, like… hide?
MIIA
But, like… what if they steal our Nintendo?
(They look horrified at the thought, glancing at their old console as if it’s suddenly precious. The BANGING on the door continues, relentless.)
MIIA
(sighs dramatically) Fine, I’ll go see who it is. But if it’s not pizza, I’m gonna be, like… real mad.
(MIIA reluctantly shuffles to the door and cracks it open just a little. Standing outside are FIVE GUYS, each one looking kind of mean)
