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>Gee golly, anon, I ain’t seen you in my stream in weeks! How could y’all resist my ten-gallon milkers and Ary’n complexion?
>*gasps* Don’t tell me I done offended y’all? I ain’t no commie pinko, that fan name was just a joke, a hootinanny, as we’ll like to call it ‘round my parts! Maybe y’ain’t no two-truths-one-lie kinda guy, but I done do Western kay-ray-yo-kay, and me and my posse o’ five have a hollerin’ o good time together! Don’t you wanna join in?
>Hmm? That necrophile or whatever? Pee-shawww, forgit ‘bout ‘em. I beg that man to record ma streams, and he gone done n’ missed halfa them! That man’s done and dusted, I bet he don’t even browse the ‘chans! Oh, I know all those sexy stallions over on the ‘chan can be trusted to always re-stream MY cute ass, I just need to get there y’all’s attention!
>So c’mon, partner. Don’t y’all wanna dance with a young country girl with stars in her eyes and a lust for lonely city boys? Unless y’all’re one of those hoe-moe-sexuals, but I’m sure a maaan as like you, with your spare iPhone and endless free time locked in yer mamma’s basement, surely can help a young gal like me out, can ya?
