>>70729187Bullshit, those little fucking crimelords knew we weren't allowed to shoot them and they took advantage of it, 90% of being on towerguard was just fighting back the fucking monkeys. They would break ammo belts and steal rounds, grab anything that wasn't nailed down, and piss everywhere including on you. They sneak up on you and snatch the waterbottles, sunflower seeds, smokes, anything you had in your cargo pockets.
Platoon Sgt was leaning out the window one day and a bold little shit dropped down and snatched the cigarette out of his mouth, he punched the shit out of it out of reflex and it took 3 of us to get the damn thing off of him and get him in the into a portapotty before it could reattach itself. I unironically saw more action fighting off monkey in Djibouti then I did in the 18 months I was in Afghanistan