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>be a phase connect enjoyer
>wake up happily at 1pm because I am unemployed and mooch off my grandparents (my parents were never in my life)
>grandma asks me if I've found a job yet
>lie and tell her I have an interview on zoom
>take the breakfast she left for me in the microwave 5 hours ago
>ask her why it's cold
>tells me to eat it up in the Microwave as if she couldn't have done it for me
>heat up my food
>sniff myself, I don't stink yet so I can go another day without a shower (week 7 if not showering)
>I can't wait for today's streams DOUBLE MAHJONG day
>rush down to the basement with my breakfast and open /vt/ the only place on the Internet I go to besides YouTube and (regrettably) twitch when phase uses it
>Nobody is streaming right now so I start my playlist of Hatsune Miku songs as I post Pippa images
>Haha no Pippa pants haha it's always funny
>Pippas stream finally starts
>I open a nice cold Diet Dr. Bob from my local grocery store
>Wait what's that???
>A male voice on Pippas stream?
>there's only one thing I can do
>I quickly run up the stairs
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>everybody do the dinosaur
>i kill myself in a 7-11 gas station at 4am Saturday September 30th 2023