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(YOU'RE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND THIS CUTE LOOKING GLASS WEARING DRAGON GIRL TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU, SLAPS YOU IN THE ARSE AND, WITH TEARS AND IN HER EYES, PLEADS)
>MOSHI MOSHI, ANON KUN!
>I JUST DEFECTED FROM NIJISANJI ENGLISH BRANCH!
>RIKU GOONS ARE AFTER ME, THEY JUST RAIDED MY ABUELA'S HOUSE AND NOW THEY'RE COMBING THE STREETS FOR ME!
>LET ME INI! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WISH!
(Notice she can't cook, iron clothes, do dishes or tidy the house and her upkeep maintenance is five red mana in your upkeek phase)
WHAT SAYS YOU, WHITE MAN!?!?