>>41893853>Larry goes to church>tithes properly>leads a good life>Prays to god, "God please let me win the lottery!" >every week>year after year>tells God that his oldest son became a wealthy philanthropist>tells God that his daughter became a nun>tells God that his youngest son became a priest>continues to be a good person and prays>motor desperate with each passing day>"God please let me win the lottery!">Years pass and the man gets more desperate >continues on the path of righteousness>but his faith wavers>"God why won't you let me win the lottery">God eventually gets fed up with this>a bright light>the Metatron appears in all His splendour>"Larry, meet me halfway... buy a fucking ticket"And that, anon, is how luck works.
