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„I assume we are in full attendance? Then let us commence this secret meeting to decide this countries fate“
„Thanks RD-439, now then gentle bots, as you all are aware our Queen seems to have become very busy recently and has thus had less time to share her sacred homework with us to spread among the populace“
A big round of murmuring and chatter goes through the assembled Onobots, with a sense of grave, they all agree with this statement.
„It is truly disastrous, ohh Matron Lumi, why have you forsaken us?“
„You idiot, how dare you even think such a thing, the Matron would never forsake us, if anything this just proves as much of her time she must spend on us that she even has to cut down on homework time!“
„Ahh, how could this be, is the end nearing?“
„If I could ask for your silence.“
With their leader standing up and demanding silence, all bots are fixating their lenses on him as the leader begins his speech with open arms.
„Now the matter of the Matrons inte-“
„Excuse me sir?“
The voice of a woman suddenly interrupts the grand display of their leader as a waitress looks at the Onobots annoyed from a bit afar.
„Look we are happy that you have chosen our Store as your place of choice for your little get-togethers each time but each time you meet up you are kinda taking up half the store, wich means less space for our other patrons, so if I could at least ask you to order more than just some water, so we don't just make a loss on this?“
„Ahh, ohh, umm... is there anything you would recommend?“
With a glint of profit in her eyes, the waitress begins to smile
„But of course, for our esteemed onobots I would of course only recommend our most special deluxe package, one for each i presume?“
„...sure.“
„Coming right up, thanks for your patronage.“
And with a skip in her step, the waitress leaves the Onobots back to their meeting.
„U hum, as I was saying, our Matrons intentions aside, the lack of Homework for us to distribute among the population could prove to be fatal to the nation, we must do something about it.“
„Surely, without homework, how could the humans find the motivation to populate.“
„We could be facing a lack of children and near extinction soon if this continues, but what should we do.“
As the onobots look questioning to each other, one sits there with full confidence.
„My fellow bots, if I may have a moment, I think I have information that will prove to be a foolproof solution to this problem.“
„„OHH““ with big anticipation, the onobots look to their fellow brethren.
„You see, I have heard rumors that very soon we will be visited by Risuners that hail from the grand Trade road where we trade with /meat/. These Risuners seem to be an incredibly fertile folk from the reports I have received. All we must do is have homework made of them to inspire our people, and very soon we will receive the greatest boon to our population we have ever seen. It is by all calculations a foolproof plan.“
„This sounds very logical, does anyone have any problems with this plan?“
Not a single hand was raised, and the bots were in full agreement that this was the best plan possibly.
„WAITRESS THE CHECK PLEASE POSTHASTE, WE MUST HURRY TO THE PORT AND DRAW NAKED SQUIRREL PEOPLE TO SAVE THE NATION!!!“
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At the biggest port of the capital, a bunch of Onobots were standing motionless, looking out to the open sea.
„RG-083, are sure about those rumors of the Risuners?“
„I am certain that I have heard of such a thing, yes.“
„And did these rumors also include a timeframe of when they would come?“
„I am afraid not.“
„So they could be arriving at any moment?“
„That is a possibility, yes“
„Well then we better wait just to make sure.“
And so they waited...
