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In the days of the old calendar, during the first days of /lig/, a young dinosaur pirate woman came to the great master Anya Melfissa seeking for advice.
"Master" the being mistakenly called Buffpup by the locals said "my growth is great but I think I could accomplish much more, what should I do"
The master just stood up and walked near the fountain of her garden. Then she crouched and dropped a small paper boat she made on the spot with pieces of a scroll scroll. The boat, perfectly crafted, floated peacefully.
"In order to sail the seas" the master replied to the dinosaur, "you must be first light as a feather"
"I... don't understand" said the cavewoman
The master then proceeded to load the boat with stones, until it sank.
"Drop the deadweight" she simply replied to her.
The young dinosaur was immediately illuminated. Later on she dropped her old group full of NGMI men, formed a new group called 3am. She would later take the Buddhist name of Meatscave of the Vocaroos, and became one of the most successful vtubers ever to come out of the western citadel.
-Book of the flowing stream XXXXI - 120 A/AP (according old calendar)