>>71719894brushing off this oldie but goodie
>Never the guy>Never drew a dime>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers>Never cut a memorable promo>Never put anyone over>Never had the balls to step out his NijiEN comfort even when Riku threw millions at him>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '90s>Main evented the lowest drawing Tatsumania of the '10s>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal>Only the 2nd best member of Luxiem>Only the 4th best member of Nijidrivers>Only the 8th best member of NijiYugioh>His backstage clique Seisoxiem was utterly BTFO by Vox Akuma and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Drunk Ike on us>His sorcerer cosplay was cringeworthy>His yugioh cosplay was cringeworthy>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURPLE GUY IN DA NIJIWWE"""""""">Shit taste in whiskey>Shit hairline>Has Elira's name tattooed on his neck>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an autistic himbo>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Tatsumania streak>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Enna Alouette of all people had to take the belt off him>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes>Buried Luca and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage>Buried Ike Eveland (twice) for no reason>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Vox in late 2010 than a Petra vs Reimu feud, a Nina Kosaka title run, and a Yugo vs Sonny feud the next year>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Oliver Evans & Alban Knox in the main event>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)>None of the Tatsumanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Tatsumanias he had a match at>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft>Huge mark for himself, according to Mysta Rias he drives around with the license plate "SRCRER" and wears his own merchindise>Besides Tatsumania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Tatsumania ever not to sell out>Couldn't draw Kizuna Ai to come out of her locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting in the back and telling one of his no dimes buddies to job to someone who could draw a dime 