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Step 1
Drink coffee. Your favorite coffee from the grocery store, that costs like $8 a bag and doesn't have a cardboard sleeve with a picture of an anime girl printed on it. Savor the bitterness.
Step 2
Purge your computers of vtuber artifacts. Start with the immediate drip feeds: bookmarks for twitter, youtube, twitch, and any other website that involves interactions with the Yellow Woman
At this point you will begin to feel the first stages of rising inner conflict.
Step 3
There will be two main antagonist voices inside you. One will be the part of you that believes it's in a relationship with Yellow Woman. The other will be an animus of the Yellow Woman herself, which is a chimeric fusion of simulated interactions with her as well as emotional colors associated with the good feelings you had while watching her in the past. You may be tempted to reason with the voices, and use logic and "reality" to convince them, but THIS WILL NOT WORK. This is an opponent who knows your very thoughts as you think them, and shares all understanding with you. You must instead acknowledge and thank them. This is the necessary requirement to subsume them.
Continue this process until the protests that they raised have calmed. Remember! They know what you are doing as you are doing it, you cannot trick them, but they will still drink your acknowledgement because they cannot resist it.
