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>On a date with cute girl
>Wants to go to something simple so McDs
>Keeps calling me "the human" as we speak
>Makes no eye contact
>Odd
>Go back to her place
>Says she has to go to her part time job
>Standing behind her she gets onto her computer
>Starts streaming as an anime girl
>Audibly make a noise
>"The animal is quite noisy today"
>Did she mean me?
>"The animal has been troublesome today"
>Door locks as she pulls out a midieval flail
>"The animal know that he gets treats if he's good."
>Sees bowls with "animal 1, animal 2, animal 3..." on them
>I'm now the new animal.
