>>3688549Should just commit another crime and go to prison desu. As long as you're willing to suck dick you'll get by without any trouble, have all your expenses paid and have plenty of people to talk to and if you play your cards right you can have you daddy under your thumb to do some favors for you. I remember seeing this when I was in for a few years and it was pretty cozy when the screws wouldnt bother you with menial work