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>be crypto-rich 80-iq monkeyman incel who somehow still likes OW
>watch too much harem anime
>start a company as an elaborate scheme to get girls to play OW with you so they'll fall in love you
>realize that you are a natural-born expert in international law
>write contract on toilet paper
>hire girls overseas
>run company
>be bad
>almost give up
>get comforted by nurse girl on the other side of the world
>PLAN WORKING
>save company by making soon-to-be harem do all the work
>oh they actually got good models
>oh they're actually doing pretty well
>realize you're actually great at this
>UNLOCK DIVINE POWER BY FUELING YOURSELF WITH YOUR PASSION AND EMOTION BECOMING STRONGER AS YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE, BECOMING ULTRA EGO MONKEYMAN
>wipe ass with contract
>creep out fairy girl so much she dips
>start threatening baseless lawsuits constantly to maintain harem
>do not allow girls to talk to each other without their master present
>force side-bitch to conduct shitty corporate espionage for no benefit
>be way too excited to hire an emotionally-damaged teenager
>keep her age a secret
>piss off entire harem
>make new wives play OW with you to do their jobs
>ragequit multiple calls
>take purple wife on
>harass favorite wife until she hides her status
>hastily announce teenage wife publicly
>wow that is a lot of backlash
>oh everyone's quitting
>it's cool just threaten to sue everyone for everything
>they're talking to an unrelated newsman, threaten to sue him too
>why is everyone laughing
>what is extradition they'll obviously just come to taiwan to be sued
>wait why do i have no money
>why is the investor having a twitter meltdown
>why does the legal guy look so pissed
>you literally did nothing wrong it's just those contract-breaking whores
>be poor 80-iq monkeyman incel who somehow still likes OW
RIP Jason, incel legend
