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I've seen the soon-to-be declassified JFK documents. I now understand why they didn't want to release it, as JFK will no longer be reveled as the hero he has portrayed to be. JFk wasn't assassinated, he didn't die from the shot. Prior to the historic incident, he gave in to temptation and sniffed Gura's feet, but Gura neglected to clean her stinky toe jam that was left uncleaned for years. JFK's health promptly deteriorated after that, and soon collapsed and died during the parade. The shooting was a completely unrelated
coincidental event.
Yes, Gura was there when it happened, she is older than the oldest Greenland shark that ever lived.
