>>12177453>>live with parentsBased KING BEHAVIOR
>>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loudBased
>>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm aloneBased schizo
>>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in gameBased BACKSEATER BRO
>>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from themMischievously based Anon bro
>>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughingBased beyond mere words.
>>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she isBased deceit. Based lies. Based delusions.
>>I immediately start blushingCringe.
>>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with meCringe
>>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her outGo outside. Touch some grass GET LAID. and have some sex.
