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I need a crash course on taking a fake sick day, I've never even taken a real one so I dont know what to do
>text my boss 45 minutes before im supposed to start
>say I have a bad headache and didnt get any sleep at all
>ignore my phone until I show up for work next and if asked just claim I just went right back to sleep and didnt even get up until after lunch
is this a valid strategy?
