>>46862155vtubers are a distraction from the Ancient Ways.
Either embrace the Ascetic sage way of abstinence from love affairs, or follow the ancient teachings of /a/ (2D>3DPD) and wait for AI waifus, or dive into /x/ occult path of Succubus summoning and tulpamancy.
I've had a waifu since 2006 so I'm impervious to late stage gosling.