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A LETTER TO ALL ELVES SPYING ON /vt/'s WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS:
DEAR ELVES,
IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT ELF LOVERS AND THE FANTASY NERDS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT OF ALL THE ANONYMOUS POSTERS of /vt/. ALL OF US, COLLECTIVELY, WITHOUT EXCEPTION THINK THAT:
>EVERY ELF IS A SON OF A BITCH
>WE WILL ROUND OFF YOUR EARS
>OUR ENTIRE BOARD IS A BOMB
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION
>IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE POSTED IN THIS THREAD