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And we're back. This is Mr. Rose Bud, and I feel something magic in the air tonight. And I'm not just talking about the schizos.
It's just about time to get (you) some news.
According to a new report, violent rape is on a sharp decline in /NijiEN/. The report credits the decline of the population of Pomudachi in the area.
In possibly related news, local rrat dealers report an overall decrease in their standard of living.
One more story for you...
The mysterious deaths of several anons around /NijiEN/, including a Famillie, have led some to suspect a serial killer may be responsible.
No suspects have been identified, but aloupeeps are advised to be on the lookout for the so-called Avian Killer.
That's all I have for you. This is Mr. Rose Bud, wishing you ladylike luck tonight.
