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>Catposter picked up his phone
>It was his boss, CEO of NASA, Flight Commander Buzz Lightyear.
>Not again
>Catposter picks up the phone and without greeting his spacebro asks abruptly
>"What is it, and how much?"
>Buzz explains
>They need Catposter to fight an electric eel that escaped and is hiding behind Saturn
>Damn it Buzz
>Catposter doesn't like the cold
>Catposter loaded his rocket with all his essential mission gear
>5 hershey bars, a VHS with all Panda's songs recorded onto it, a copy of Just Dance for the Xbox 360, and a revolver.
>His rocket blasted into space as he said farewell to Pandora over the comm system
>She told him she loved him
>He said "I know"
>As Catposter's rocket soars into the stratosphere he fights of litigation from George Lucas
>The journey to Saturn is a long one, but he has his VHS of Panda's music to keep him company
>As he approaches saturn he puts the rocket into 3rd gear and coasts into orbit while blasting AHOY!
>The rings of saturn stretch out below him like a sea of glitter and starlight
>He eats a hershey bar and looks for the Eel
>There, on the Surface
>The eel is huge, maybe 20 inches long, but Catposter's keen eyesight lets him see it from orbit
>ripping a phat vape into the vacuum of space, Catposter aims his revolver
>BANG
>The eel is kill
>Catposter recovers the body using the rocket's built in UP-Catcher style lifting aparatus
>He DM's Buzz Lightyear using the Rocket's Discord app
>"Buzz, I'm coming home, job's done."
>Catposter did some amazing physics thing that let him get home fast (I don't know astrology)
>Panda was there waiting for him on the landing zone
>Catposter ghosted the whip by parachuting out in front of her from orbit for style points, the rocket landed somewhere in rural nebraska, killing several Cows, and disturbing the sleep of a local Yoki fan who had fallen asleep watching Uncle Nic's "Ghostrider" movies.
>"Catposter," said Panda "Next time Buzz Lightyear needs an electric eel killed on Saturn you tell him to do it himself" She hugs him, having missed him on his long journey
>Catposter hugged her back, and also grabbed her ass while slipping her the tongue
