>>22579991Nice thread OP. I got one.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar. The bartender asks them what they'll have.
"Give us two Asshurts".
"How do I make an Asshurt?" the bartender asks.
"An Asshurt is when Bob Saget gives you a chocolate milk and you wake up flat on your stomach and your pajamas around your ankles".