>>14904879Y-you must be joking, right? Surely no one doesn't realize that this place is full of - if they aren't one themselves - unironic incels who genuinely buy into the "muh pure unspoiled maiden" thing, right?
Most roommates are at the very least not completely hideous to look at, and (by nature of what they do) clearly have 'good/fun personalities' for dudes who don't give (as much of) a fuck about looks. The statistical likelihood of them at least having had a fling at some point in their adult lives, if they aren't actively taken, is ridiculously high.
Even though I'm very much aware of this myself, you surely realize there are a lot of folks here who genuinely believe otherwise, right?