>>16189010Not since I was less than four feet tall. Even if I were retarded enough to not realize I need to shit (I have a pretty big prostate so even small turds push up against it to let me know when I need to shit) my sphincter is tight and won't let the shit out until I assume the position and force my ass to relax. You have to be either a woman, retard, or homo with a destroyed anus in order for you to actually shit yourself into adulthood.
>>16189008It's fun to pretend shit on 4chan is real even if its clearly not.