>>85693847if by some cosmic miracle we actually met irl and she was into me then i'd give it the old college try i suppose, because she does have a charming personality and near-identical taste
the egg thing would be a hurdle though, I love cooking and I go through a lot of eggs in my dishes
the bigger issue would probably be the parents, it's nice that she loves her parents as much as she does but i can't be with someone whose parents would be such a constant and integral factor of our shared lives
