>>45969270it's been a while since sunday school but i remember a few things
>the first idol agency was created by the pharaoh of egypt, he loved idols and wanted to spread their influence>at the time there was a particularly large, indie idol named yweh (named after the sound a goat makes) whose fanbase (the isrealites) were big time gachikois>moses, a big superchatter of yweh didn't like the new corpo idols and was worried about losing isrealites to them. he rallied against them, becoming the first anti>he used magic against the pharaohs idols and their fans, he called them whores and sent bugs after them, a tactic still used to this day>after many tribulations moses led his fellow fans to a new board and established rules so that no one would doubt his oshis supremacy 