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>Archivebro in the hot sun mopping stains in front of the gas station
>Hyundai SUV pulls up blaring Pippa the Rippa: Nigga remix 9000
>drives past him and parks in front of a self-serve
>out comes a lanklet with cheeto dust on his chin in a Grumpy Pippa Hot Topic T-Shirt
>goes into the gas station store
>Archivefag runs to the Hyundai and peeks through the side window
>sees a Ryan Gosling Halloween mask and a sheathed Japanese Katana in the backseat
>lanklet exits the gas station store and catches AF and AF screams
>"Oh my Sakana, you're Zomza"
>"It's too late Archivefag. I'm on my way to kill Pippa and there's nothing your puny janny body can do to stop me"
>"Yes there is"
>Archivefag turns around and bends over and peels off his pants and boxers
>onlookers gather around them
>a gaggle of high school girls whisper to each other and one pulls out her phone to film
>even a Haitian stops eating a cat and both the Haitian and the cat turn their heads to watch
>AF's bussy is hairless and clean and shines in the sun
>"Wow they don't call you ArchiveFAG for nothing"
>"My bussy is yours but only if you promise to spare Pippa"
>"Only if your bussy good"
>Zomza's mom's Hyundai suddenly powers on and turns up 15 NAKED COWBOYS AT RAM RANCH karaoke cover by Pippa to max stereo volume
>Zomza grabs AB by the hips and goes to town
>the high school girls erupt in laughter
>the Haitian flees into the hills with his half-eaten cat
>cowboys on horses stampede into the gas station parking lot and hoot and holler
>"FOR PIPPA" screams AF as Zomza ejaculates in his man ass
>but it's not enough for either and they go again
Last time I checked, Pippa is still alive which means that Zomza is still fucking Archivefag to this very day
Zomza might even be inside AF's ass while AF is jannying right now
