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Guess it is up to kfp to save the thread again
A man runs to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"
The psychiatrist asks, "How long has she had this condition?"
"Two years," says the man.
"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the psychiatrist.
The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."