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"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!"
-Bilbo, 'The Hobbit'.
I have a question.
What if Smaug was replaced by Elira or Selen in Hobbit?
I don't know why, but every time I think about it, I start to uncontrollably laugh.
Here is some quotes that I googled and changed.
>Revenge? HAHAHAHA Revenge? HAHAHAHA I will show you revenge! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I am fire! I am... death! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Selen 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'.
>Well, thief! Oh god, I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. You stinky thief, where are you? Come now, don't be shy... SHEESH into the light.
-Elira, 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'.
>You will take nothing from me, dwarf! HAHAHA LOOK HOW SHORT YOU ARE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Selen, 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'.
>Sheesh It's Oakenshield. That filthy Dwarvish usurper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he? Don't bother denying it! I guessed his foul purpose some time ago! I recently saw a TikTok just like this! But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. You see, I spent all dwarvish wealth including the Arkenstone on Genshin rolls.
-Elira, 'The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug'.
