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My high score for ollies' orifices is 36, so long as no new entryways are able to be created.
Left hand x2*
Right hand x2*
(I tested with my own hand and two bananas, and found it trivial to fit both - albeit a bit gay)
Left elbow x1
Right elbow x1
Left armpit x1
Right armpit x1
Neck x4
(double-sided: food pipe, trachea)
Head x8
(eye sockets, earholes, nostrils. Throat is double-sided)
Left hair bun x1*
Right hair bun x1*
(unique styling could easily inflate the score)
Chest x3
(Counting the nipple orifices, as I read a very compelling doujinshi the other day)
Belly x1
Pelvis x4
(double-sided: uterus, anus)
Left thigh x1
Right thigh x1
Left knee x1
Right knee x1
Left foot x1
Right foot x1
I'm assuming that the length of the genitalia used is that of the average anon, thus allowing for a greater maximum occupancy of ollie's orifices. Please be aware that this should only serve as a baseline for further analysis as the my own observations are marred by a lack of familiarity with sex with complex geometries.