>>101573371>made a pixelated sandwich during the intro>giving it away as free PFP of the day>which is just like secret names mormons get>learned a lot about mormons lately >didnt grow up religious>i know that jesus had 12 boyfriends and one of them was toxic and his dad is god>and when he died they put him in a cave and he came back to life on easter and someone said you could make a religion out of thatmostly correct desu
>amish people are cool because they build shit, they are like endermen and probably built the pyramid>"was abraham lincoln real or is he like jesus?"yes, both
>"did abraham lincoln make mormons?"no, both
>george washington once said "STAY SRAPPED OR GET CLAPPED, PLAYA" this is real and true and furi has real evidence>you dont need to ask chatgpt, you can just ask me! i can also lie to you>furi does not know about maito-shon-dria being the powerhouse of the cell>she did learn about the "3" states of matter and the water cycle>mom really wanted me to do business studies >she tried to sign me up for it without me knowingadding that to the list
>short furi resume >>101573754>granddad used to be maths teacher>>someone is confused and thinks Furi's new mom is asian somehow>*DMs her to check* NO SHE IS NOT ASIAN>not gonna tell you what her nationality is without her permission but she is the furthest thing from asian>im taking my shirt off and im opening the window cause it's hotSWEATY FURI TIDDIES OUT
>*looking up real quick what ocean is between US and the UK*>learned about some crazy caffeine drink that you have to throw back made of moose juices>furi cant throw it back cause stuck in 2 dimensions BUT FURI 3D SOON>promised that the first thing i would do in 3D would be a backflip and i would train for it>but the 3D is gonna be ready way too soon to learn>was gonna do a series of shorts about learning how to do it to serve as a countdown to 3D debut >wig is done, why are there 44 bookmarks on it?>you regulate a lot of your body temp through your head and feet>furi cosplay is gonna have so many layer. because people are weird>flatchest binder, magnet padding, shirt, underwear, safety shorts on top, pantsfuri is gonna be sooooo sweaty
>explaining the Maids of England event>gonna be there in person>immersion break incoming>the furi cosplay is now complete>furi 2.0 design was made with cosplay in mind>face reveals will only ever be for in person events>will keep doing 2.5D stuff but no real life face in any stream or video on the furi channel>explaining chekisAS IF SHE DID NOT STREAM 20K HOURS JUST ABOUT CHEKI CRAFTING ALREADY
>16 people have registered for chekis>gonna have to practice posing...>looking up some jojo poses >practicing maid-like greetings such as:>welcome back, bitch>furi was originally hired to be the genki character of her gen>now sees herself as more of an antagonist>wondering if she will have to do the magic spells to make food better >thinking about new con stickers idea>if you watch furi you might have toxo>shilling gachiakuta some more event if it's serious garbagegot a reply from MoE headmaid
>wont have to do spells or maid like greeting but can if wanna>same with drawing on food but no drawing penises wangs or peepees on omurice>going over the topics of the day so far>VEXP- VSMP!! first stream back from London should be yapping about the maid cafe>Furi got to invite people to the VSMP2 thori roko kara wani phoebe boi? mari but she could make it>can not make it to the grand opening of the VSMP2 but that server is forever and the maid cafe event is a once ever thingmaking schedule for the week after MoE event:
>maid yap sesh>oops all VSMP >finally finishing ? doodle requestsonto making a thumbnail
>wondering if her kawa merch at offkai flopped>"need to take some pictures of myself, let me take my clothes off"meanwhile irl furi isnt wearing much
>i use sweatdrops too much when i make thumbnails but it's so cutemeanwhile irl furi is sweaty af and it's so hot
>furi is also responsible for the VSMP2 logo color palette >not making VSMP2 thumbnails yet cause not sure what do on the server yet>send the furi all your maros ever so she can reply on the train to london as usual>raiding riri 