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>be me, be pirate
>plunder the seven seas, spreading the word of my oshi's fat ass
>ship is called "The Black Hole" - named for the gravitational pull of her gargantuan tuchus
>terrorized HMS M for weeks, the imperial fleet's most feared naval vessel
>I wear its former captain's crown with pride
>notorious throughout the land, my exploits are heard of loudly, far and wide, front left, center, right, and in pubs surround the world
>*rumble*
>the imperial forces have been hypnotized in Japan
>a fleet of 921,000 has set their sights on my ship
>we've been on the run for two days
>some bald nigger from a far away land known as "The Matrix" has joined the hunt
>"The Black Hole" is captured at the dawn of the third and final day, forced to pay half our resources in ransom to keep the bald one at bay
>boarded by imperial fleet, captured and held hostage
>You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
But you have heard of me...
