Leak of this announcement:
I've come to make an announcement: Akiko Sushi's a bitch-ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her fish dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Akiko Sushi, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? here's what my dong looks like.
That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. she fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! 