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>be me
>be like a cumming nigga
>be copulating
>ah ah ahh it feels good
>"cumming" i say
>wifey hears me
>she comes up to me
>"oh no you didnt just say it like that" she says
>be like "what the fuck did i do now"
>"it is like i just saw you fucking some whore" she says
>be like "bitch wtf"
>she gets mad
>be like "fuck it" and go to sleep
this is not how you cum. you have to let your wife know that you are cumming, but you dont have to announce it like a fucking retard. this is a secret that you share with her, not with the whole world. this is what makes it special.
when you are about to cum, you can just say "i am cumming" in a low voice, so that only she can hear you. this will let her know that you are about to cum, and she can prepare herself. if you are fucking, she can start moving her hips in a way that will make you cum harder. if you are just jerking off, she can start playing with your balls or your asshole.
you dont have to make it a big production. you dont have to announce it like a fucking moron. just let her know that you are cumming, so that she can be a part of it. this is what makes fucking special. this is what makes it intimate.
so next time you are about to cum, just say "i am cumming" in a low voice, and see how it goes. i guarantee that your wife will love it.