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>One thousand yuguys sitting in front of a screen
>Yugo's karaoke is on
"YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GO DJ GO!" "YUGO UR SO SEXY" "I love you king!"
>"Okay bytches, right now is bye-bye, I’ll miss you all, have good night!"
>All yuguys start spamming emotes and waving goodbye at the screen
"BYEEEE YUGO!" "さようなら!" “see u later yugo!” "OTSUuuuUUU" "愛してる!"
>Stream ends, Yugo goes on break
>One week passes
>Two weeks pass
>Three weeks pass
“Hey, is it just me or wasn’t Yugo supposed to be back by now?”
>One by one, the smiling yuguys each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>The tears have begun
"Y-yugo? Where are you? Yugo!?" "Yugo doko!?" "H-Help! Yugo disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the yuguys begin to aimlessly search for Yugo
>After scouring Twitter and the rest of Nocytx’s streams, the search ends almost as soon as it began, with the yuguys succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHO’S GOING TO CALL ME BYTCH!?" "I- I- I MISS YUGO!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the yuguys become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their fists, doomposting on on various anon sites and discord, crying when listening to karaoke VODs, or giving themselves alcohol poisoning.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY YUGO!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD YUGO! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the yuguys still have energy in their spherical little bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the yuguys yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaaあああああああ" "asumaaaaaa sannnnnn" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>The period of catatonia lasts for days on end
>An eternity later, the screen finally turns back on
>The yuguys perk up, their little music beat antennas quivering, expecting to once again hear Yugo’s voice returning home
“Yugo!!! We’ve missed you!” “あなたに会いたかった“ “yugo welcome back!”
>It’s not Yugo
>It’s a fucking Anykara announcement
“Thank you for your continued support to NIJISANJI and NIJISANJI EN.
This announcement is regarding to "Yugo Asuma" from NIJISANJI EN graduated on 14th December, 2022-”
>Yugo is gone
>Yuguys collectively commit mass suicide
>Noctyx is in shambles
goodbye DJ, I'm so sorry it had to end like this
