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Have you ever heard the story of KWABnaldo the GKWABOAT (Greatest Kek What a Bitch of all Time)? It's not a story Penaldogs would tell you.
>Does a self-destructive Piers Morgan interview that kills his Utd career
>Becomes hated by a fanbase that had loved him for over 15 years
>Arrives in Qatar as literally the only player without a club
>Accidentally assists a South Korean goal
>Tries and fails to claim one of Bruno's goals as his own
>Gets subbed off for a zoomer who then scored a hat-trick
>Starts his final ever WC game on the bench
>Loses his final ever WC game to fucking Morocco
>STILL hasn't scored a single WC knockout goal
>Cries down the tunnel on live tv for the world to see
>Gets mocked by a little girl which goes viral
>His greatest rival wins the World Cup and Golden Ball in one of the most thrilling football games in history, ending the GOAT debate ever
>Flees to the desert to hide after his colossal failure, just like Obi-Wan Kenobi
>Becomes known as a complete hypocrite for always claiming it's not about money and that he wants to end his career in a top club
>Actually manages to lose immediately and get his new Arab team eliminated from their Camel Cup
>Ended Al-Nassr's 13-game winning streak as soon as he joined, meanwhile Man Utd. haven't lost a game since he left
>His long-time teammate Sergio Ramos asserts Messi is the best player of all time
